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Nqe lus pickup ntxhais uas cling. De-up funny nqe lus. Qhov zoo tshaj plaws khaws cov nqe lus

Pickup - Qhov no yog lub kos duab ntawm seducing. Thiab txawm hais tias nws yog tam sim no cov kab lus "pick-master" yog feem ntau siv raws li ib tug mockery thiab irony nyob rau hai suitor, nws tsis txhais hais tias tus sarcasm - lub xwb cov lus teb rau cov los mus ntxias. Tsuas, nws yuav tsum tau mus. pickup nqe lus yuav ua tau funny, witty, txaus luag thiab funny. Nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb kom tsis tsuas paub lawv, tab sis kuj yuav tau siv nyob rau hauv tej yam. Peb yuav saib ib tug ntau yam ntawm variations.

Yuav ua li cas yog lub pick-up thiab dab tsi nws noj thiab haus

Chiv nyob rau hauv lub tuaj tos-up twb to taub ib tug series ntawm kev ntsuas thiab kev nqis tes ua los ntawm kev uas nws twb tau mus ntxias ib tug hluas nkauj. Tam sim no, ua ntej ntawm tag nrho cov, ua ntau npaum li cas nrov kab lus pickup (li, piv txwv li, koj yuav tau "sib ntsib" nyob rau hauv kev tes hauj lwm, qhov chaw uas hais lus sib txuas lus yog cov puag). Thiab secondly, ntxias siv cov txheej txheem no tsis tau tsuas cov tub hluas ntxhais. Tag nrho cov ntau nqe lus poj niam pickup nrog nws cov yam ntxwv nta.

Ib txhia terminology

Lub pickup yog raws li nyob rau hauv templates, yog siv kom zoo, uas yuav ua tau raws li yuav luag txhua tus hluas nkauj. Pickup ntxhais nqe lus nyob rau hauv cov lus ntawm cov kos duab hu ua "openers." Lawv feem ntau yog mus soj ntsuam nyob rau hauv kev xyaum thiab ua tau zoo.

Piv txwv ntawm openers rau cov sibntsib:

  • Yuav koj / koj kho?
  • Nyob zoo, zoo nkauj. Yuav ua li cas haus?

kev cai pickup

Ua ntej cov tswv yim mus rau lub saib xyuas ntawm ib tug pickup kab lus yuav tsum hais tias ib tug me ntsis txog nws cov kev cai:

  • Taug kom zoo, tab sis aggressively. Mixed haiv neeg - peb yuav tsum tau kom meej meej ris lub proportionality ntawm no ob lub Cheebtsam. Nyob rau hauv ib tes, tsis txhob ua ib yam nkaus thiab sab, rau lwm cov tes, tseem kom meej meej qhia hais tias nws npaj tau nws txoj kev los sis lwm yam.
  • Internal ntawv: ib, pes tsawg ... mus! Lub ntsiab feature ntawm lub tos artist - sociability. Nws yuav tsum yeej ib txwm npaj txhij mus hais lus. Kuv tham ntau heev. Leej twg ua koj xav hais tias. Qhov no txhais tau tias ua tau pib sib tham nrog ib tug neeg twg, muaj peev xwm mus ua nws qhev nws lub npe ntawm kev sib tham, intrigue, txaus siab, txaus siab rau.
  • Tsis txhob ntshai tsis ua hauj lwm. Txawm lub feem ntau kev pikaper yuav tsis kam. Piv txwv li, ib tug poj niam uas paub yuav ua li cas paub "daws" pikaperskie technology. Los yog ib tug ntxhais uas muaj ib tug tub hluas, thiab qhov ntau nws tsis xav leej twg. Koj yeej tsis paub.
  • Kawm lub cev lus. Hloov maj mam gestures, txoj kev ib tug neeg txo tau nws lub taub hau thiab sau nws txhais tes, shrugs - nws tag nrho cov muaj ib tug tej yam connotation. Yog li ntawd yuav manifest paj - thiab pikaper yuav muab ib tug kos npe rau mus ntxiv nyob rau hauv tib ntsuj plig, los yog, conversely, tsis nyiam - thiab nws yog tsim nyog tog twg los thim rov qab los saib rau ib tug txawv mus kom ze.
  • Ntxiv ib pinch ntawm negativity. Pouring khoom zib ntab - tsis yeej ib txwm zoo. "Yog li ntawd qab zib zib ntab, uas nws thaum kawg iab. Tshaj saj tua tus saj." Khaws nyob rau hauv lub siab.
  • Tsis txhob dag. Sawv daws saib, "Yuav ua li cas cov txiv neej ua li cas?" Muaj yog ib qho tseem ceeb heev qhov tseeb yuav hais: thaum ib tug txiv leej tub qhia ib tug ntxhais "mus rau kuv, saib kuv sau los ntawm lute music ntawm lub xyoo pua puv 19", thiab nws thiab nws yeej paub zoo txog tias lawv tsis mus rau nws. Straightness muaj yog tsis muaj qhov chaw. Tab sis kuj qhib ib tug dag - ib yam nkaus thiab. Tsis txhob muab cov kev cia siab. Pikaper've yeej tsis teem ib lub hom phiaj tau sib yuav lwm zoo nkauj.
  • Tej zaum koj yuav tau tos. Txhua conquest - yog ib tug tshiab project, thiab nws tej zaum yuav siv sij hawm lub sij hawm. Kauj ruam yog kauj ruam koj yuav cuag koj.

Yuav ua li cas mus ntes ib tug poj niam

De-up zaj lus hais uas kov koj, ua tsis tau nyob rau hauv lawv tus kheej txhais tau hais tias tsis muaj dab tsi. Koj yuav kawm tau ib ob peb ntawm cov no, tab sis hais tias "tsis nyob rau" thiab raws li ib tug tshwm sim nyob rau hauv cov lus teb rau tsuas tau txais ib tug puzzled saib, thiab txawm ib yam dab tsi zuj zus. Peb yuav tsum tau mus rau hauv tus ntsuj plig ntawm seduction - to taub cov peculiarities ntawm charming wit, los ntawm cov uas hluas nkauj yuav zoo siab.

Koj niam-nyob rau hauv-txoj cai yog tsis yuav tsum tau?

Nws yog tsim nyog kom meej meej paub qhov txawv ntawm yam thiab nthuav pickup nqe lus, cov neeg uas muaj twb ua "accordion" thiab qub tus fairer nrog txiv neej pw nrog annoying thiab boring suitors, thiab cov neeg uas yog cov laus thiab paub txhua leej txhua tus, tab sis lawv yuav tsum tau screwed rau hauv qhov kev sib tham raws li tus cuav xwm.

Piv txwv li, cov kab lus "koj niam-nyob rau hauv-txoj cai yog tsim nyog" twb los ua ib tug zoo-tsim dag, vim hais tias nws yog ua tau kom muaj hau ntswj nyob rau hauv ib tug sib tham zoo li no: "Kuv twb wondering yuav ua li cas koj twb tuaj Pro-txoj cai yog sov ua licas sob nug, tab sis yeej xav tau.!"

neeg mus kom ze

Pickup - Qhov no yog tsis yog ib tug txheej txheem rau "tshem tawm" tam sim ntawd nrog ib tug kaum os cov hluas nkauj ib hnub twg. Qhov no muaj peev xwm mus nrhiav tau txhua tus neeg mus kom ze. Yog li ntawd, tos-up cov nqe lus tej zaum yuav tsis yog ib tug universal tshuaj rau qhov teeb meem ntawm sib tam. Txawm tias ib co ntawm lawv yog ua nyob rau hauv xws li ib tug txoj kev raws li rau caum ib co heev cov ntxhais, uas tsis tas yuav mus rau hauv cov ntsiab lus thiab cov ntsiab lus.

Heev formulaic nqe lus pickup ntxhais yuav tsis tsuas txaus siab rau, tab sis kuj mus rau offend nws interlocutor, uas yog, yuav to taub tias tus txiv leej tub tsis pom nws raws li ib tug neeg thiab yeej tsis hwm nws, vim hais tias koj yuav tsum tau ceev faj.

Siv cov thawj kab lus, piv txwv li: "Hey, tus txiv neej kom?" los yog "Hav, koj yog ib tug txiv neej koj hlub?"

Yog hais tias kuv yuav tau txais koj rau luag, yog vim li cas muaj peev xwm ua rau peb zoo ua ke?

Hluas nkauj zoo li hais mav nrog ib tug nkag siab ntawm kev lom zem. Nws yog ib txog kev thiab unwavering tseeb. Uas yog vim li cas lub chaw thiab siv tuaj tos-up funny nqe lus, raws li yog hais tias nws yog tu siab, thiab tus txiv leej tub twb tau mus ua nws tsawg kawg yog ib tug me ntsis ntawm ib tug luag - qhov no yog ib tug heev, zoo heev kos npe rau. Cov neeg feem ntau yuav nco qab uas ua rau lawv li.

Tuaj kom haum ib tug hluas nkauj thiab nug nws: "Koj puas qhia rau kuv yuav ua li cas kom tau paub koj?"

Privetkakdela

Muaj koj puas tau pom yuav ua li cas tsis tshua nrog tej neeg neeg peb pib qhov kev sib tham nrog lub niaj zaus "privetkakdela"? Nyob rau hauv qhov tseeb, qhov no yog ib kab lus twb ua thiaj li hackneyed hais tias nws yeej tsim nyog los siv raws li me ntsis li sai tau, tsis muaj teeb meem seb nrog cov phooj ywg los yog thaum ntawm tag nrho cov. Yog hais tias ib tug hluas nkauj los ib tug lus "Vkontakte", nws yog tsis zoo li mus ua nws tsawg kawg yog ib co tswv yim. Yog tias coj los rau lub tswv yim uas tus txiv leej tub sau tag nrho nws thiab txhua tus nyob rau hauv kev cia siab hais tias tsawg kawg ib tug neeg yuav teb cov lus. De-ib-kab lus rau tus hluas nkauj nyob rau hauv Internet - feem ntau ib tug zaj dabneeg sib txawv, vim hais tias nws yog ib lub chaw uas zoo heev ntawm cov tsiaj ntawv, emoticons thiab suab, uas yeej pikaper kuj yuav tsum tau ko.

Tsis txhob pib sib tham nrog hackneyed nqe lus. Tab sis tej zaum nws yuav ua tau ib tug me ntsis tsis tseem ceeb "unscrew" rau lwm sab, tau txais cov thawj pib ntawm kev sib tham. Piv txwv li: "Nyob zoo, hluas nkauj uas koj paub ... nrog kuv?"

Nyeem nws zoo li ib phau ntawv

Nws muaj los ua ib tug Sherlock Holmes. Tsis kidding. Qhov zoo tshaj plaws khaws nqe lus tswj precisely hauv ib lub ib tug neeg ntawm ib tug poj niam. Lwm yam mus rau nws yam uas koj nyiam (nws yog ua tau tsis yog li ntawd nyuaj, qhov tsos ntawm ib tug heev txawv tus neeg), cwm pwm sijhawm (tsis muaj, ib tug muaj zog lub puab tsaig thiab ib tug txawj xav saib nyob rau hauv qhov tseeb tsis yog nyob deb deb ntawm nonsense).

Yog hais tias nws nyeem ib phau ntawv, nug txog cov phau ntawv, yog tias koj pom nws zadezhala rau ib yam dab tsi pom, ntxiv hais tias nws xav nyob hauv nws. Nug kom tham txog nws - nws mas nws yeej xav.

Qhov no ua hauj lwm zoo kawg, los ntawm txoj kev, nyob rau hauv kev tes hauj lwm. Piv txwv li, nws muaj ib daim duab rau cov tom qab ntawm lub Colosseum, sau ntawv mus rau nws: "Koj puas hlub Rome raws li kuv hlub nws?"

hloov maj mam compliments

Tag nrho cov neeg zoo li thaum lawv ua kom zoo siab txoj kev xav. Cov poj niam - nyob rau hauv particular. Thiab nws yuav tsum tau ua si. Qhuas nws style, piv txwv li, cov kab lus "Koj muaj ib tug zoo kawg li saj nyob rau hauv cov khaub ncaws. Koj yuav tsum muaj ib tug stylist?"

Qhov txawv ntawm tej nqe lus pickup los ntawm cov ib txwm compliments? Nws yog tsim nyog los ntaus li ib tug sib tham. Tsis txhob cia li hais tias raws li ib tug qhov tseeb qab ntxiag tshaj plaws, tab sis mus nug ib yam dab tsi nyob rau hauv tib lub ntsiab lus.

Nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb tsis overdo nws. Hais lus tas yooj yooj yim thiab tsis muaj pathos. Cov kab lus: ". Koj nyob nraum thiaj li zoo nkauj kuv tej zaum tsis muaj lub slightest lub sij hawm uas koj teb kuv" tej zaum yuav sound sib txawv heev. Nws yog tsim nyog tias tus hluas nkauj yeej ntseeg tias txiv leej tub tu siab hais tias nws yuav teb tsis tau nws. Tom qab tag nrho, yog hais tias tus cov lus yuav qhia los ntawm cov bombast, tag nrho cov essence ntawm cov kab lus kev khiav, muab cov lus qhia tsis yog nyob rau hauv qhov zoo tshaj plaws lub teeb.

Nyob rau hauv tas li ntawd, yog vim li cas xws compliments hu nws "pom"? Kuv txhob tsom ntsoov rau dab tsi kuv xav qhia rau nws ib yam dab tsi zoo. Cia nws tau tso. Cov yooj yim koj hais lus, lub zoo dua. Piv txwv li: "Gods, koj thiaj li stunningly beautiful'm thov txim, koj yuav tsis tau sau.".

Peb xav kom reciprocal kev ua

Tag nrho cov tuaj tos-zaj lus hais uas yog catchy, yog ua lub tsev nyob rau hauv xws li ib txoj hais tias lawv yog heev yooj yim mus las mees. Nyob rau hauv ib tug literal siab, lawv yuav tsum tau teb. Desirably xws li hais tias ensued sib tham los yog ib tug sib tham. Hais lus qhuas, hais ib lo lus nug rau teb twb tsis yog ib tug "ua tsaug" thiab nws yog tag nrho tshaj.

Siv: "Koj nyob nraum gorgeous xim, yuav tau mus rau lub tso rau neeg pom ntawm paintings?" es tsis txhob: "Kuv nyiam koj cov duab."

Los yog: "Kuv pom nyob rau hauv koj lub qhov muag tag nrho cov hnub qub ntawm lub ntiaj teb no thiab kuv xav kom koj mus saib lawv, dhau lawm, cia kuv qhia rau koj." Es tsis txhob "Koj muaj zoo nkauj ob lub qhov muag."

Yog vim li cas tsis cia li txeem

Tam sim no nws yuav coj txawv txawv heev analogy ntawm ib tug pickup truck nrog lub tsev kawm ntawv. Qhov no khi lus uas peb twb hais rau cov xib fwb, tab sis, kuj ceeb tias, nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb taw tes rau hauv lub seduction. De-up yuav tau kawm, tab sis, yog hais tias koj cia li txeem nws kab lus - yuav tag nrho yuav tshaj, thiab nws pib.

Vim li cas thiaj? Cov txiv leej tub nrog nruab nrab looks yuav ua tau nrov nrog cov ntxhais vim hais tias ntawm lub charisma thiab cog qoob loo, tab sis kuj yog ib tug zoo txiaj ntsim ntawm gab. Tab sis tus zoo nraug, tsis paub yuav ua li cas mus hais lus, tos tsis ua hauj lwm. Cov poj niam hlub lub pob ntseg. Ob peb cim nqe lus cawm tsis tau. Yog hais tias thaum pib ntawm kev sib tham kev nco witty sayings, kev vam meej yuav tuaj pab txhawb ntxiv thiab ntxiv - nws yog tsim nyog los tsim ib tug nkag siab ntawm kev lom zem li ntawd tom qab tuaj nrog ib yam dab tsi ntawm lawv tus kheej, es tsis txhob nrhiav rau txhua lub sij hawm cov nqe lus rau pickup nyob rau hauv Internet.

Lub originality ntawm lub fact thiab tus thawj yuav tsum tau ib tug xws li, nws yog nws. Yog hais tias koj yeej ib tug poj niam cov lus invented nws tus kheej, koj yuav ua tau kiag li nco ntsoov hais tias nws tsis yog dab tsi li nws hais tias, thiab nws yog tsis zoo li hais. Tab sis cov "thawj" los ntawm lub internet kab lus, hmoov tsis, nws yog repeatable, tab sis kuj coj tau zoo.

Xav paub ntau txhais

Hais tias tus hluas nkauj ib zaug, nws tseem zoo nkauj, koj ua tau. Tab sis lub thib ob, thib peb, txhiab - thiab nws yuav boring. Siv nyob rau hauv ib tug hais lus ntau epithets, yog hais txog lus. Qhov zoo thiab tsis muaj zog Lavxias teb sab lus pab tau lawv ntau tshaj li cov neeg nplua nuj.

"Amazing", "charming", "charming", "hais txog poj niam", "zoo kawg nkaus", "irresistible" thiab "cim" - ib co piv txwv nyob rau hauv dab tsi koj yuav tsim adjectives compliments.

Koj muaj peev xwm xaiv koj cov "crowning" lo lus. Piv txwv li, "txaus" es tsis txhob "txaus." Cov neeg nco ntsoov xws trifles ua li ib tug tag nrho cov duab. Hluas nkauj zoo li ib tug exceptional txiv neej, nyob rau hauv uas muaj yog ib yam dab tsi "tus kheej" ib yam dab tsi tshaj lawv ua surprise rau nws. Xav tias koj assotsiiruesh nws nrog ib co lo lus, ib txhia tus kheej txoj kev hais lus.

Allocates nws cov nta

Tus hluas nkauj yog heev fond ntawm nug dab tsi tus hais mav zoo li feem ntau hais txog lawv. Feem ntau ntawm lawv zardeyutsya hnov hais tias lawv ob txhais ceg "divine" thiab cov duab ntawm "qhov zoo tshaj plaws ntawm txhua yam uas kuv tau pom." Qhia rau kuv txog nws "bottomless xiav" los yog "mob siab amber" ob lub qhov muag. Nws yuav coj mus rau hauv tus account qhov kev kho mob thiab nco txog nws.

Thaum peb ua ntej tau ntsib tus hais mav yuav mus nrhiav ib tug poj niam ntiab, thiab xyoo tom qab, tsis nco qab cov xim ntawm nws ob lub qhov muag. Xyuam xim rau nws tam sim ntawd, nws yuav faib nws cov lwm leej lwm tus.

txawv teb chaws lus

Koj muaj peev xwm hais ib co lus nkaus nyob rau hauv lwm yam lus los yog hau ntswj charming Fabkis tsis txaus siab li "Bel ange" (zoo nkauj angel). Qhov loj tshaj plaws yog yuav tsum tau paub tseeb tias qhov hloov lwm lub tsev thiaj yog yus thiab yuav ua li cas hais tias nws kom raug. Nyob rau lwm cov tes, me me meaningless uas tsis rassmeshat poj niam philologist thiab kuj ua tus ua kom yuam. Nws yog ib tug txoj cai naj npawb 1: "Ua nws luag."

Top-5 nyob rau hauv lus Askiv

Xav txog qhov zoo tshaj plaws khaws cov nqe lus, kev hlub los ntawm cov uas coj qhov chaw nyob tsis tau tsuas yog nyob rau hauv ib ncig ntawm lub qub Soviet Union, tab sis kuj txawv teb chaws. Lub tsib suab zoo kawg ob leeg nyob rau hauv lus Askiv thiab nyob rau hauv Lavxias teb sab lus.

1. Tsis yog, kuv tsis qaug dej qaug cawv, kuv qaug cawv los ntawm koj. (Tsis muaj kev, Kuv yuav tsis qaug dej qaug cawv, kuv yuav cia li fascinated los ntawm koj). Agata Kristi ib zaug hais tias ib tug txiv neej uas nws yuav tsum tau nyob rau hauv kev hlub, courteous thiab gallant, tab sis ib tug uas yog nyob rau hauv kev hlub tiag tiag, "zoo ib yam li ib tug yaj." Piav nws coj txawv txawv cwj pwm li hais tias cov poj niam yog kiag li thiab tshaj ploj mus rau koj lub taub hau, thiab koj yuav tsum yog nyob rau sab saum toj.

2. Kuv bet koj (...) koj nyob nraum mus tig kuv cia. (Kuv bet (ennaya nqi) uas koj tsis kam kuv). Yeej-yeej qhov teeb meem! Tog twg los koj tau tus hluas nkauj los yog cov nyiaj.

3. - Koj tshuav kuv ib tug haus dej. - Vim li cas? - Thaum kuv ntsia rau koj, kuv poob kuv. (- Koj tshuav kuv ib tug haus dej -. Yog vim li cas - kuv poob nws thaum saib koj). "Dawb" seev cev nyob rau hauv cov sibntsib tshaj tawm hais tias qhib tos. Yog vim li cas muaj ib tug poj niam ib tug dej cawv thaum nws kho tau koj ib yam dab tsi muaj zog?

4. Kuv twb wondering yog hais tias koj muaj ib tug ntxiv lub plawv. Kuv mas kom tau neeg nyiag lawm. (Koj tsis ntawd nrhiav ntxiv lub siab? Kuv mas tau raug nyiag). Ib me ntsis eccentric kab lus hais tias yog tej tus hluas nkauj uas hlub zoo nkauj zog. Hais tias yog, yuav luag txhua leej txhua tus.

5. Koj nyob nraum thiaj li zoo nkauj uas koj ua rau kuv tsis nco qab kuv khaws kab. (Koj yog zoo nkauj heev uas kuv tsis nco qab kuv pickup tricks). Witty kab lus zoo li hais tias, firstly, lub liam hluas nkauj qhib tag nrho koj phaib, thiab tib ob nws ua ib qho pab, yog tias koj tsis nco qab lawm tag nrho tuaj tos-nqe lus: funny, funny thiab catchy. Raws li lawv hais, ua siab ncaj yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws txoj cai.

Yog hais tias koj tsis nyiam uas tsis tseeb ntxias

Lawv hais tias muaj hluas nkauj uas tsis nyiam compliments. Thiab lawv yeej yuav. Lawv tsis nyiam uas tsis tseeb ntxias, zoo nkauj tuaj tos-nqe lus yuav tsuas thab lawv. Yuav ua li cas, ces, mus rau trump nyob rau hauv qhov teeb meem no?

Nyob rau hauv xws li mob nws yog tsim nyog los tsis tshua muaj neeg paub cai thiab txawj ntse. Koj muaj peev xwm impress catch kab lus los yog aphorism, cov hlua ntawm kev hlub paj huam.

Piv txwv li: "Kuv poob dej tuag nyob rau hauv koj lub qhov muag, muaj peev xwm koj?" (Paj Huam Eduard Asadov) los yog "Kuv tsis tau pom xws li ib tug zoo nkauj" (Sergey Esenin).

Cov tsawg peb hlub ib tug poj niam, qhov ntau nws nyiam peb

Alexander yog unbearably cai. Muaj tshwm sim ib txoj kev ntawm ib tug pickup truck uas nws yog tsis tsim nyog los qhia courtesy mus rau tus ntxhais, on qhov tsis tooj, ntau dua unruliness, tab sis thiab ntau sarcasm thiab wit. Yog hais tias ua kom raug, tus hluas nkauj yuav txaus siab rau thiab muaj peev, thiab kev lom zem.

Ib qho zoo heev piv txwv ntawm daim ntawv thov ntawm cov txheej txheem no yog Celentano citations:

- "Kuv mam nco ntsoov mus yuav koj, hu rau txhua lub lwm yam nyob rau hauv ib tug de."

- "Yuav ua li cas yog koj teb?"

- "Yog hais tias kuv muaj ib tug duas rau txhua txhua lub sij hawm kuv xav tias ntawm koj, kuv yuav ... pib xav txog koj."

Funny nqe lus rau kev hlub

Txawm tias txhua tus ntxhais xav tias kev hlub thiab kev sib raug zoo - qhov no yog ib yam dab tsi dawb huv, yuav ua li cas muaj peev xwm tsis tau maj mam, yog hais tias nyob acquaintance siv pickup funny nqe lus, funny thiab txaus luag, nws tsawg kawg yuav nco ntsoov qhov no tus hluas nraug. Raws li ib tug tshaj plaws - mus poob rau hauv kev hlub. Cov poj niam, lawv yog, nyob rau hauv 90 feem pua ntawm cov neeg mob, txawm lo lus "ruam" yog cov lus hais muaj siab hlub thiab ua tib zoo.

Yog li ntawd yog vim li cas tsis qhia tus hluas nkauj: "Kuv bet on tus txiv neej pw, kuv mam li pw nrog koj?" los yog nrog ib tug heev loj lub ntsej muag hais tias: "Koj tsis txhais kuv nyob rau lwm yam sab?"

Yuav ua li cas yog koj? / Yuav ua li cas koj ua li cas?

Ximxoo nto moo sitcom "phooj ywg" Joey "txhaj tshuaj" nto moo cov poj niam: "Yuav ua li cas yog koj?" Thiab raws li tau qhia ntau lub sij hawm, nws yeej ua hauj lwm, thiab teeb meem-dawb. Koj yuav tau sim no catchphrase. Nyob rau hauv no, neserialnom ntiaj teb no, nws muaj ib tug kom zoo dua - tus hluas nkauj no yuav kom paub txog nws, thiab koj tam sim ntawd pib li ib tug lub ntsiab lus ntawm kev sib tham. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog yog hais tias nws yog ib tug kiv cua ntawm lub series.

Poj niam pickup

Puas muaj ib tug poj niam pickup? Nyob rau hauv ib tes, yog vim li cas tsis tau? Tom qab tag nrho, tus hluas nkauj yuav ntxias txiv neej. Nyob rau lwm cov tes, ib tug tsis muaj zog teb feem ntau ua li ntawd raws li mus nias rau lub los ntawm ib tug tub hluas mus paub zoo, es tsis los ntawm kev noj drastic kauj ruam.

Hais lus pickup nqe lus txiv leej tub tsis yog hais tias tej zaum koj xav tau, vim hais tias tag nrho cov ntxhais zoo paub yuav ua li cas ib qho tseem ceeb nws yog tsis zoo li cas koj hais tias, tab sis yuav ua li cas koj yuav ua nws. Nyob rau hauv ib tug yooj yim "hello" lawv yuav tau mus nqis peev ntau npaum li ntawd charisma thiab nplhaib, npaum li cas yuav ua tsis tau tej txiv leej tub nyob rau hauv ib tug ntev sib tham. Ib tug ntuav languorous glances, flip ceg rau hauv ko taw thiab yog cov plaub hau - npaum li ntawd kev sib deev zog nyob rau hauv cov gestures.

Cuaj kaum, tus zoo ntxim nyiam kawg tej yog tej zaum poob rau hauv yuav hais li cas. Thiab lawv pib xav tias seb puas muaj ib tug pickup rau cov ntxhais? Xov xwm (kab lus vim hais tias tej zaum kuj heev nyuaj rau tos) ua rau cov weaker nrog txiv neej pw yuav tsum paub txaj muag thiab txaj muag. Tom qab tag nrho cov, nyob rau hauv kev tes hauj lwm thiab SMS yuav tsum tau qhia cov txuj ci yuav luag txawj.

Sau hais tias txiv leej tub?

Cov menyuam ntxhais hlub rau siv yim pab, thiab hais mav tsis to taub lawv. Thiab cov ntsiab teeb meem pikaperov poj niam - nws yuav tsum raws li ncaj li sai tau, tab sis tseem nyob twj ywm tsis cuag, mysterious thiab alluring.

Siv nws lub xov tooj. Nws yog sib tsis tau muaj leej twg obliges nonetheless ib tug thawj theem ntawm sib tam.

Thov kom nws: "Thaum koj nug kuv tawm?" Qhov no kab lus yuav muab ib lub sij hawm rau cov hluas txiv neej pom nws tus kheej, thiab tsis tau nws yuav tau paub xyov yog dab tsi yog yuav tsum tau ntawm nws thiab yeej tsis blundered.

Thiab yog hais tias ib tug cia li tsis ua hauj lwm?

Ntawm cov hoob kawm, tej yam uas yuav mus tsis ncaj ncees lawm. Tsis yog txhua txhua hais mav yog tau ciaj sia lub tshuab mus rau lub ego thaum nws txiav txim siab los ua cov feem ntau thawj kauj ruam. Nyob rau lwm cov tes, ib co ntawm lawv yuav tsuas yuav flattered los ntawm no tig ntawm cov txheej xwm. Yog li ntawd tsis tau ntshai taug kev mus rau tus txiv leej tub nrog rau lo lus nug: "Leej twg yog koj yuav mus, zoo nraug?"

Mus tshem ntawm obsessive Cavaliers

Oh, yuav ua li cas muaj ntau yam sib nrauj nyuam qhuav hapless suitors. Nyob rau ib lub sij hawm thaum cia ntawm cov ntaub ntawv tsis yog li ntawd ntau, cov txiv neej zoo li ntau npaum li cas noble thiab paub cai. Tab sis, feem ntau yuav, vim hais tias ntawm lawv cov "punctures" raws li ib yam dab tsi tsis them nyob rau hauv ib tug secular zej zog. Tab sis tam sim no lub sij hawm thiab rov nrhiav tau "xwb" thiab "tos tus tswv."

Koj muaj peev xwm tsuas las mees lawv - coj txawv txawv "whistles" nyob rau hauv txoj kev tsis ua muaj lub siab mus rau teb thiab "Vkontakte" yog ib txwm tau mus xa ib tug "npau suav txiv neej" blacklisted.

Nws yuav tau ncaj qha tsis kam, hais tias cov nqe lus nug nrees: "Tsis muaj!" thiab nyob rau tag thiab tsis tau pib ntaub thiab sib tham.

Ib tug tau teb witty thiab ciali koj tus kheej. Npe ntses? Hais tias nws twb mus noj cua nab, thiab vim hais tias koj muaj peev xwm tsis tham txoj cai tam sim no. Tej pick-nqe lus rau tsis ua hauj lwm yeej zoo kawg thiab, thiab tsis muaj prejudice rau nws tus kheej-kheej ntawm lwm tus neeg.

Yog vim li cas tuaj tos-up yog tsis rau txhua leej txhua tus?

Nyob rau hauv lub ntsiab lus ntawm lub pickup yog tam sim no muab ib tug ntau yam ntawm cov phau ntawv, cov khoom thiab cov kev cob qhia. Lawv hais tias txhua leej txhua tus yuav kawm tau khaws. Tab sis nws nkawd hais tias nws tsis yog rau txhua leej txhua tus. Ib txhia saib kiag li tsis thiab tsis tau nyob rau hauv daim teb no. Vim li cas thiaj?

Yog hais tias koj pib nyeem no tsab xov xwm, tsis muaj kev npaj rau seduction, hoping cia li mus sib sau ua ke ib co pab tau thiab zoo frazochek yuav tsum tau chim. Los ntawm qhov txaj muag thiab paub txaj muag neeg, lawv yuav tsis tig mus ua ib tug hero-lover. Qhov no yog qhov ua ntej.

Ob, tos-up yog aimed ntawm tus cwj pwm txawv - impress, impress, yuav tsum tau nco ntsoov hais tias. Tab sis sai li sai tau raws li lub sij hawm no kis, ib tug neeg yog kev nyuaj siab nrog ib tug xaiv - kom cov hom no rau tej lub sij hawm (uas yog heev yooj yim, Yog hais tias nyob rau hauv qhov tseeb hais tias yog tsis tau nws style), los yog mus nrhiav lwm txoj kev attracting xim.

Peb, tos-up, ntawm chav kawm, ib txoj kev zoo mus rau "tshem tawm" ib tug hluas nkauj, tab sis mus nrhiav ib tug neeg hlub ib tug, nws tsis yog heev haum. Seb puas yuav siv lawv precious lub sij hawm, thaum koj yuav cia li yuav koj tus kheej thiab ua neej nyob, hoping mus rau ib hnub raws li cov neeg uas koj yuav ua tau ib lub ntiaj teb rau ob tug? Yeej muaj tseeb kev hlub - nws yog ib tug txuj ci tseem ceeb, yog vim li cas teem ib lub moj khaum rau qhov no zoo nkauj lawm thiab ua kom deb nws tus kheej los ntawm nws?

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