Scene txog tsis hais lus funny niam hnub

Txoj kev ib tug neeg pib nrog leej niam txhais tes, uas tseem nyob rau lub kim tshaj plaws thiab uas ze tshaj mus rau thaum xaus ntawm hnub. Nyob rau hauv kev ua tsaug rau tag nrho cov niam rau lub neej nyob rau hauv 1998 nyob rau hauv daim ntawv qhia hnub nyob nyiaj so koobtsheej - Niam hnub, uas yog ua kev zoo siab rau lub hnub Sunday ntawm Kaum ib hlis. Cov me nyuam thiab cov txheeb ze tsis txhob hnov qab mus zoo siab feem ntau haiv neeg cov poj niam uas muaj nyob rau thaum sawv ntxov thiab festive txheej xwm nyob rau hauv cov me nyuam pab pawg, uas yuav ua tau ib tug kho kom zoo nkauj funny skits txog tsis hais lus.

rau kindergarten

Tseem ceeb rau kev kawm thiab kev qhia ntawv caij nyob rau ntawm ib thaum ntxov muaj hnub nyoog yog lub cim ntawm nqe lus no. Qhov no pab hais lus thiab kev nco. Yog li ntawd, rau cov me nyuam tus neeg sab nrauv yuav tsum tos ib tug me me lus sib dhos ntawv nyeem, sau nrog lub sij hawm qhia lawv tus kheej nyob rau hauv qhov kev ua si kab mus rau lub me nyuam xav. Nws yog ua tau rau sau cov ntaub ntawv uas los ntawm lub npe hu verses koj sau phau ntawv: Agnes Barto, Elena Blaginin, Grigore Vieru. Rau cov xim ntawm cov neeg tuaj saib nws tseem ceeb heev uas qhov xaus yog npaj txhij txog thiab muaj intrigue. Qhov zoo tshaj plaws, yog ib tug scene txog tsis hais lus - funny, rau ib tug nyiaj so koobtsheej qho tseem ceeb heev zoo cwj pwm txawv.

Tab sis nws yuav tsum tau hnav ib qho kev kawm xwm: tsis tsuas pab txhawb kom muaj ib tug paub txog kev lom zem, tab sis kuj yuav qhia siab zoo, them pauj, muaj nuj nqis nyob rau hauv nws tsev neeg. Cov hmoov txhuas yuav coj tus kws qhia ntawv, thiab nyob rau hauv cov laus pab pawg neeg - lub feem ntau npaj tus me nyuam muaj peev xwm ua kom cov zajlus xov, vim hais tias txwv tsis pub tus cov ntsiab lus yuav tsis tau tham rau cov neeg tuaj saib.

"Bank Nyiaj so koobtsheej"

Cov me nyuam sketches txog niam muaj nyob rau hauv cov zajlus collections, peb muaj ib cov kev nyeem ntawv ib tug scene "festive hnub":

Neeg: Ua, ntsiag to, dad, tus ntxhais, tus tub.

tub:

Tsiab peb caug-hnub - Niam Hnub!

Tab sis me ntsis tus muam mus pw tsaug zog nrog peb tub nkeeg:

tsuas ray ntawm tshav ntuj ntawm lub qhov rais,

Peb twb ua si nrog cov miv.

(Me nyuam tub thiab ntxhais mus txog rau lub qhov rooj hauv lub chav tom ntej, mloog).

Ntxhais hais rau nws tus tij laug:

Niam thiab Txiv yog tsaug zog,

Thiab peb tsis xav kom pub!

tub:

Peb yuav tsis sawv lawv,

Kua zaub yuav noj rau koj tus kheej!

(Nws yog fond ntawm me ntsis tus muam mus rau lub chav ua noj.)

Knead lub mov paj yog muaj peev xwm sawv ntawm,

Thiab nqus lub rooj zaum!

tus ntxhais:

Dai txee xim

Yog tias ib tug surprise, nws yuav tsum yog kuv niam!

(Cov me nyuam rub ib lub tshuab nqus tsev ntxhua khaub ncaws, qhib kaus poom los ntawm cov xim muaj hlau, muab pov rau hauv pem teb. Knead khob noom cookie uas lo rau ntawm tes, cov khaub ncaws, cov plaub hau nyob hauv lub desktop).

tus ntxhais:

Lub suab ntawm footsteps down lub cuab ... uas yog nws?

tub:

Peb mam li paub tias sai sai!

Yog hais tias leej niam, tus ntawd yog tus muaj teeb meem,

Peb tsis muaj sij hawm, raws li ib txwm!

Finale scenes "festive hnub"

Skits txog leej niam thiab tus me nyuam yuav tsis ua yam uas tsis muaj pope, uas plays ib tug luag hauj lwm loj nyob rau hauv cov zajlus, uas yog tseem ceeb heev:

(Muaj txiv nyob rau hauv kev xav tsis thoob saib cov mess nyob rau hauv lub chav ua noj).

txiv:

Yuav ua li cas tshwm sim, kuv tsis to taub!

Kuv yuav rau txim rau ob qho tib si ntawm koj!

Ntxhais (chim siab):

Peb yuav tsis muaj kev npau taws,

Ua niam ib tug surprise!

moderator:

Dad ib zaug tu siab,

Nws yog hais txog cov nyiaj so koobtsheej tsis nco qab ib yam dab tsi:

Kuv tsis yuav ib Rev ntawm paj,

Tsis muaj khoom plig, ncuav!

Tsho kuav los tiag li, nws,

Ob txhais tes nyob rau hauv cov xim muaj hlau down,

Thiab nws hais tias ...

txiv:

Zoo, cov me nyuam, tag nrho cov kev ua! Nyob rau hauv ib-ob tug!

(Tag nrho cov tau nyob rau hauv lub zoo siab music rau ua lag ua luam. Sai kis tu, siav noj tshais, ncuav mog qab zib yog ci, rau lub qhov rooj ntawm lub txee yog twv paj, dad escapes mus pw tsaug zog).

moderator:

Leej niam sawv nyob rau hauv thaum sawv ntxov,

Ntsiag to trudged mus rau hauv lub chav ua noj.

Lub qhov rooj qhib, froze ...

niam:

Bah, dab tsi purity!

Nws tsw ntawm cov ncuav nrog lub tshav kub,

Wardrobe pleev xim rau tag nrho cov xim,

Miv purrs nyob rau hauv lub qhov rais ...

Leej Tub thiab tus ntxhais:

Niam, nyob rau hauv cov nyiaj so koobtsheej rau koj!

moderator:

Niam hugs cov me nyuam,

Raws li lub taub hau ntawm lawv caresses,

Thiab softly hais tias:

Thov txim ... Dad tsaug zog heev!

Lub tsev kawm ntawv scenes txog kuv niam: tshwj xeeb tshaj yog rau cov me nyuam yau kawm ntawv

Thaum pib ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv lub neej ua kev ua si nyob rau hauv cov me nyuam kawm. Foremost cai - ib tug xib fwb, uas nws lub tswv yim yog ib qho tseem ceeb rau cov tub ntxhais kawm tshaj rau niam txiv. Nws yog yog li ntawd hu kom siv ib tug heev nrov thiab kev lom zem Humoresque:

niam:

Tuaj rau, tus tub. Service hu rau lub tsev kawm ntawv yuav tsum tau lig!

tub:

Kuv ua tsis tau. Dua Petrov yuav pib los lo rau tag nrho cov ... zateet sib ntaus sib tua!

niam:

Yog hais tias koj tsis tau sawv, lig rau tus thawj zaj lus qhia.

tub:

Oh zoo. Saib raws li Ivanov dua yuav muab pov rags?

niam:

Tseem tsis zoo yuav lig.

tub:

Ib tug zoo thaum Sidorov roj hmab rau cov neeg mus tua?

niam:

Leej Tub, koj yuav tau tsis txhob mus rau lub tsev kawm ntawv, vim hais tias koj nyob nraum ... Director!

Kos duab txog ib tug tub thiab nws leej niam - ib tug kev sib tham nyob rau hauv lub npe ntawm yog dab tsi cov laus yog me nyuam me me rau lawv niam lawv txiv. Thiab txawm tus thawj coj muaj ib tug tu, kev totaub txog txhua yam kuv niam nyob rau hauv pem hauv ntej ntawm cov uas nws xav ua capricious, nws nco ntsoov nws thaum yau.

Rau hauv nruab nrab managers

Nyob rau ib lub sij hawm thaum lub tswvyim ntawm tus kws qhia ntawv yog ib qho tseem ceeb rau cov me nyuam kawm ntawv, nws yog tsim nyog los hais qhia rau ntawm qhov yuav tsum tau mus pab cov kim tshaj plaws cov poj niam - niam thiab grandmothers. Qhov no yuav ua tau nrog kev lom zem, siv lub yavtom ntej nyiaj so koobtsheej. Option nqe no yog nthuav vim hais tias nws yog yooj yim dab tsi thiab ua rau peb xav txog lawv tus kheej tus cwj pwm nyob rau hauv uas zoo sib xws tej yam teeb meem, tab tom nrhiav peb tus kheej. "Ib tug tu tub" - ib tug scene txog kuv leej niam. Funny zaj dabneeg tau yooj yim yuav ua si los ntawm ob tug me nyuam, rau ib tug tub thiab nws leej niam rov qab los ntawm lub khw yog muab kev koom tes nyob rau hauv nws.

(Muaj niam nyob rau hauv nws ob txhais tes rau hauv lub hnab hnyav).

tub:

Kuv nug koj ntau npaum li cas lub sij hawm:

Tsis txhob mus mloog koj, Niam:

Tsis xav mus nqa lub hnab

10 kilograms.

niam:

Yog, kuv yuav hlub tswv yim

Koj tau txais, kuv tus tub!

tub:

Thiab koj muaj peev xwm mus rau lub khw,

Razochka ob, nws yog yooj yim!

Funny scene txog kuv niam tsuas yog thaum muaj yog tsis muaj sarcasm thiab saib tsis taus rau tus poj niam-niam. Nruas ntawm ridicule - yog cov neeg uas qhia indifference los yog ris txiaj.

Nyob rau hauv high school,

High tsev kawm ntawv cov menyuam kawm ntawv tau npaj ib tug mini-kev ua tau zoo, raws li tau zoo raws li nthuav Miniatures, coj nyob rau hauv lawv tus kheej ua hauj lwm. Lawv yuav tsum tau npaj kom txhij:

• Rau lawv cov phooj ywg.
• Cov me nyuam los ntawm qib elementary.
• Cov niam txiv thiab cov xib fwb.

Rau cov niam txiv thiab cov phooj ywg xav tau khoom skits txog tsis hais lus rau leej niam hnub. Funny staging ntawm cov kwv huam, piv txwv li, cov khoom ntawm E. Assumption "rout" yuav tsim nyog rau cov me nyuam yau. Hais tias koj yuav ua si rau lub festive hnub?

"Lub bar"

Lub skit yuav peb protagonists: tus txiv neej, poj niam, thiab leej niam.

(Nyob rau hauv lub bar ntawm qhov bar ntxhais zaum. Vim nws xa ib tug txiv leej tub).

Txiv leej tub: Hellou, tus me nyuam! Bored?

Hluas nkauj: Hav! Tsis yog tsis muaj nws!

Txiv leej tub: Koj puas xav kom teem caij rau koj ib tug unforgettable yav tsaus ntuj? Tuaj nrog kuv?

Hluas nkauj: Yeah, kuv yuav hlub mus, tab sis kuv niam nruj me ntsis kom rov qab mus nyob hauv 23:00.

Txiv leej tub: Ha ha! Koj nyob nraum tsis kaum xyoo! Tej zaum koj yuav ntxiv nrog rau nws niam thiab nws yos koj mus?

(Mam li nco dheev, ib txhais tes picks tus tub hluas lub pob ntseg).

Txiv leej tub: Niam? Yuav ua li cas yog koj ua no?

Niam: Hais tias yog ua li cas koj tau txais no? Koj tswj tau tag kis!

Tub: Niam, yog li ntawd kuv ...

Niam: Lub peb hlis ntuj lub tsev! Tsis excuses!

Cov txiv leej tub (ntxhais) Tus me nyuam, Kuv thov txim, kuv ...

Niam: Tsev!

Qhov no scene yog hais txog tsis hais lus - funny, vim hais tias muaj yog ib tug ntau ntawm irony, los ntawm kev uas qhia txog kev hwm rau daim duab ntawm tus niam.

lub tsev kawm ntawv KVN

Thaum lub tsev kawm ntawv, rau kom muaj yog ib co ntawm KVN pawg, uas tsis tu ncua tshwm sim ntawm kev sib tw. Topic rau lus tso dag tau yooj yim yuav timed mus rau coincide nrog cov nyiaj so koobtsheej hnub, xws li niam hnub, uas yuav nthuav cov neeg tuaj saib thiab yuav muaj txoj kev muaj peev xwm mus pom lub funny lub sijhawm nyob rau hauv lub neej tiag tiag. Self-irony - yog ib tug ntawm cov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws zoo ntawm lub KVN. Ntawm cov kev sib tw KVN siv:

• Zoo siab txais tos.
• Sov-up (luv luv tso dag rau hauv lub ntsiab ntawm qhov kev ua si nyob rau hauv KVN).
• Homework nrog entertainers.
• Music contest, nyob rau hauv uas Phau ntawv remade nto moo zaj nkauj.

Cov lus yuav tsim nyog me me skits txog tsis hais lus. KVN yuav tsum tau sparkling tso dag, yog li lawv yuav tsum yog luv luv xwb, tab sis heev capacious. Raws li ib qho piv txwv, cov nram qab no embodiment yuav pom zoo:

Niam (laus tus tub):

Koj saib, tus tub, tus niam tus pab yog loj hlob! Nws ntxuav, thiab nws yuav siv sij hawm tawm khaub ncaws nrog cords!

tub:

Yeah ... Tab sis nws mas yuav tsum tau koj kev pab, linen ib yam dab tsi rau peb txoj hlua dai!

neeg laus

Nyob rau hauv tsev thaum lub sij hawm kev ua koob tsheej yuav tsim nyog scene txog kuv niam rau cov neeg laus. Nws yuav kiag li improvised thiab lub tsev rau tej comic teeb meem no. Koj muaj ob txoj kev xaiv.

• Kev kho mob daim tshev-up nrog qhov teeb meem ntawm kev raug txim. Nyob rau hauv lub ntsiab ntawv no yuav muab cim: flourishing lub hnub nyoog, lub universal lub rooj sib hais, tsis pom kev ib puas feem pua. Txhua yam yuav ua tau txaus luag decipher. Ntawm cov teeb meem nws yog tsim nyog los ascertain lub zog lub plawv dhia, uas qhia ib theem siab ntawm kev ntxhov siab vim rau cov me nyuam, lawv kev kawm ntawv, tus kheej lub neej, kev ua hauj lwm.
• Nqi niam txiav txim "Rau Merit" nrog rau lawv cov npe. Nws yuav tsum tau muab, cov nyiaj them yug pab pawg neeg, cov neeg tuaj saib ovation, lub pab uas ua khoom plig thiab paj. Ib qho piv txwv yuav tsum yog tus taw tes :. "Rau qhov kev kawm ntawv ntawm txoj kev ntseeg nyob rau hauv Vajtswv" Raws li ib qho piv txwv muaj peev xwm yuav voiced nqe lus ntawm lub neej: "Niam, koj yeej ib txwm hais tias:" Thov Vajtswv, kuv tus tub, hais tias yog ib tug pes rau lub ris ntxuav tawm! ".

Improvised skits txog tsis hais lus rau leej niam hnub - funny puas thaum yau, muab cov nyiaj so koobtsheej ib tug tshwj xeeb poignancy thiab ib tug sov so thiab phem dab tuag cua. Lawv yuav tsum tau nrog los ntawm cov suab paj nruag, yuav tsum Association, mus saib tsev neeg cov duab thiab cov donative phaib.

Scene txog kuv niam, "tsis lub sijhawm"

Niaj hnub no luam tawm ib tug ntau ntawm cov mob thiab comic scenes ntawm leej niam thiab grandmothers tsis muaj peev xwm mus nrog lub computer. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog funny yog nyob rau hauv lub "Diesel-yeeb." Yuav ua si nws thawj version txog tus ntxhais thiab leej niam. Scene hloov lub xaav ntawm lub peev xwm ntawm cov me nyuam ntawm lawv niam lawv txiv:

(Ntxhais-lub tsev kawm ntawv tus tub kawm ntawv zaum ntawm lub computer, kuv niam muaj).

niam:

Kuv muaj ib tug computer rau ib tug ob peb feeb uas yuav tsum tau, duab kuv xav kom muab pov rau hauv lub "tom".

(Nws reluctantly tau txais li ntawm lub rooj. Kuv niam yuav qhib lub album thiab sim mus tau ntxig ib tug yees duab rau hauv cov tsav).

Tus ntxhais: Niam, dab tsi yog koj ua li cas? Nws yog luam dluab.

Niam: Thiab yuav ua li cas poob lawv nyob rau hauv lub "tom"?

tus ntxhais:

Qhov no yog ua li cas nrog tus pas, koj puas muaj ib tug hluav taws xob nruab nrab?

niam:

Ib tug me me tus me tshaj plaws, zoo li ib tug luam yeeb sib zog?

tus ntxhais:

Zoo, yog ... Thiab poob lawv, koj yuav tsum teev nyob rau hauv. Yuav ua li cas yog koj tus username?

niam:

Yuav ua li cas yog nws?

tus ntxhais:

ID nkag mus! Code lo lus, tsis muaj uas nws yog tsis yooj yim sua mus xyuas lub site. Muab nws sau cia ntawm no nyob rau hauv Latin cov tsiaj ntawv. Thiab lo lus zais.

niam:

Oh, tam sim no, kuv tsis nco qab los ntawm lub plawv.

(Cia li nkaum kiag tawm ib crumpled daim ntawv thiab pib clumsily jabbing ntawm cov keyboard. Cov ntxhais yog sim los pab nws, tab sis kuv niam yog nkaum ntawm nws nws daim ntawv. Ntxhais co tes nws txhais tes thiab chim heev dhau lawm yoojyim rau hauv lub chav).

Niam (txo nws hwj rau headphones thiab sai sai yuav qhib skype):

Qhov no yog xub. Hiav txwv hma, yog koj npaj txhij? Ntxhais tso cov computer rau ib tug ob peb teev. Yog li ntawd peb pib. One-Eyed mus nyob ib ncig ntawm mus rau sab laug, thiab kuv mam li tshuab nws mus rau sab xis. Ntsaub rau hauv ib tug crevice, nkaum! Anaconda, nyob zoo! Koj kuj tshem tus ntxhais? Nws tso nws tus kheej chaw ua hauj lwm? Tuaj rau, tau kev cob cog rua, mus nyob ib ncig ntawm nws mus rau sab laug. Ua li cas! Paub peb li! Xa rau lub lub community launch site nyob rau hauv ib tug ob peb lub vib nas this, lub davhlau mus rau ib tug nyob ze lub ntiaj teb. Peb qhia tau tias cov multi-armed Vishera!

Luv skits txog tsis hais lus yooj yim haum mus rau hauv tej scenario festive kev tshwm sim, muab nws ib tug zoo mus ob peb vas thiab coj lub luag rau cov neeg uas siv.