Funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv. Funny luv luv skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv

Kho kom zoo nkauj ntawm yuav luag txhua txhua tus me nyuam lub nyiaj so koobtsheej yog funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv. OIO ua nyob rau hauv cov haiv neeg cov phab ntsa, Christmas party, cov xib fwb lub hnub, lub hnub ntawm Tsev Kawm Ntawv ntawm yug - tab sis koj yeej tsis paub zoo yog vim li cas muaj kev lom zem!

Peb yeej txaus siab yuav muab koj ib tug xaiv ntawm ob peb scenes uas pab tsim ib tug festive mus ob peb vas.

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Muab no yog me me funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv tsis yuav tsum tau kev cim ntawm scenery thiab ntev phau ntawv.

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Ib txhia tsaug tsaug zog me nyuam kawm ntawv hais tias mus rau lwm:

- kuv tej zaum tsis haum!

- Vim li cas koj xav li ntawd?

- Yog, kuv tab tom tag nrho cov kev pab nrog ib daim pam thiab pw tsaug zog tag nrho lub sij hawm!

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Ob tug me nyuam kawm ntawv tom qab lub geography zaj lus qhia:

- Xijpeem, Kuv tsis ntseeg hais tias lub ntiaj teb yog spinning!

- Vim li cas hais li no?

- Tau, yog hais tias nws yog txias, lub hiav txwv yuav tau ntev txij li thaum spilled!

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Losers chim heev dhau lawm qhia nws tus phooj ywg:

- Koj xav txog tej yam? Tus kws qhia ntawv demanded tias kuv yuav hu ua cia li hais tias tsiaj division! Thiab kuv tsis whisking lej!

Nyob rau hauv lub computer lab

Cov nram qab no funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv kuj tsis tau tshwj xeeb decorations. Tsuas yog nyob rau hauv lub caij nyoog kawg no yuav tsum tau yuav ib rab ntawm ib tug computer chav kawm ntawv.

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Ruam high school hluas nkauj uas qhia tawm, tab tom nrhiav nyob rau cov ntsiav tshuaj nyob rau hauv daim iav:

- Light kuv daim iav, qhia rau kuv! Yog, tag nrho cov tseeb daim ntawv qhia! Kuv tsuas ua tsov rog nyob rau hauv lub teeb ntawm tag nrho cov sweeter? Tag nrho slimmer thiab ntau fashionable?

Daim iav (drawl, tab sis chim heev dhau lawm):

- Kuv mam li muab koj cov lus teb! Koj puas tau! I - cov ntsiav tshuaj!

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Tus thwjtim nug tus kws qhia:

- Ivan Ivanovich, thiab koj muaj ib tug me nyuam yog ib ntsiav tshuaj?

- Tsis muaj, dab tsi yog koj, ces computer tsis muaj!

- Thiab yog dab tsi koj ua si?

- Nyob rau hauv txoj kev!

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Ntxuav tau cov poj niam los rau hauv lub computer chav tsev thiab nruj me ntsis nug:

- Leej twg no paub yuav ua li cas siv computers?

Tag nrho cov me nyuam kawm ntawv, tsis muaj kev zam, hais tias: "Kuv yog."

Ntxuav tau cov poj niam (menacingly):

- Ces tam sim ntawd mus rau hauv online thiab nrhiav ib qhov chaw nyob qhov twg koj kawm mus siv chav dej!

Scene nyob hauv lub tsev kawm ntawv tseem ceeb: funny thiab tsis ntev heev

Qhov no scene yuav tsum tau tsuas yog tus yam ntxwv nta ntawm lub lam. "Botan" yuav tsum hnav tsom-iav thiab nruj me ntsis hais lus, ib tug ntxhais thiab nws tus hluas nkauj - saib ua dag, mincing thiab zoo siab.

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Cov txiv leej tub ntsia zoo li ib tug raug "nerd," hais tias nws tus phooj ywg:

- Koj xav txog tej yam kuv Tomka hu ua tsev mus saib dab tsi nws thiab computer yog tsis yog li ntawd! Los, thiab nws yuav pom, tag nrho cov nyob rau hauv ib qhov chaw muaj peev xwm tsis zaum! Nyob rau lub rooj zaum spinning, uas yog qhwv nyob ib ncig ntawm lub qaum rau lub ceg ntawm ib lub rooj zaum. Kuv swore, plam lub qaum, muab lub plug dhia, muab rau nws lub computer thiab sab laug.

Tomochka, dov nws ob lub qhov muag, enthusiastically qhia nws classmate:

- Oh, qhov no Lyutikov kuj muaj peev xwm muab pov!

- Yuav ua li cas koj txhais li cas?!

- Zoo, nws tuaj rau kuv, ntsia lub computer, muab nws ob txhais tes mus, luag ntxhi ib yam dab tsi mysterious, muab kuv lub rooj zaum 10 lub sij hawm counterclockwise, computer ncaws taw, dua luag ntxhi ib yam dab tsi mystical thiab sab laug. Xav txog tej yam, nws ua hauj lwm!

Classmate, admiringly:

- Wow! Warlock!

Heev funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv

Tom qab piav qhia txog cov zaj lus qhia ntawm tej yam ntuj tso keeb kwm xib fwb nug cov chav kawm ntawv:

- Zoo, tam sim no koj to taub yog vim li cas nws snows nyob rau hauv lub caij ntuj no, thiab nyob rau hauv lub caij ntuj sov nws tsis yog?

Petrov, los ntawm nws lub rooj zaum:

- Ntawm cov hoob kawm, ntawm cov hoob kawm! Yog hais tias nws poob nyob rau hauv lub caij ntuj sov, nws yuav tau melted!

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Nyob rau hauv Lavxias teb sab zaj lus qhia, tus xibfwb qhia ntawv hais tias:

- Petrov, "Kuv kawm, koj kawm, nws yog kev kawm" - yog li cas lub sij hawm?

Petrov, nrog ib tug sigh:

- Poob, ti Ivanna!

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Rau cov me nyuam tub uas zoo heev haum cov phooj ywg thiab hais tias:

- Andrei, mus hmo no nyob rau hauv lub café nrog cov ntxhais!

Andrew, xav:

- Tsis muaj, kuv yuav tsis nrog koj mus! Muaj music rattles, suab nrov tag nrho ...

- Yog li ntawd yog dab tsi?

- Tau, kuv tsis ntseeg hais tias xws li ib qhov teeb meem kuv yuav nkag siab cov essence ntawm lub Lebesgue-Stieltjes.

Scenes yau cov tub ntxhais kawm

Cov nram qab no funny skits - rau lub tsev kawm ntawv. Lawv yuav tsum tau ntse muaj ntawm lub Festival nyob rau hauv cov me nyuam mos. Txawm li cas los, tsev kawm ntawv cov tub ntxhais kawm yuav tau kev pab rau nws tus comrades.

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High tsev kawm ntawv cov menyuam kawm ntawv hais rau nws cov phooj ywg:

- Saib yuav ua li cas ruam thawj-voom! Kuv mam li qhia koj!

Hu mus rau tus me nyuam yaus thiab thaum nws txoj kev pib, nws hais rau nws:

- Nyob rau hauv no tes kuv muaj 50 rubles, thiab nyob rau hauv lub 10 - hais tias koj coj koj tus kheej?

Kid yuav siv sij hawm 10 rubles. High tsev kawm ntawv cov tub ntxhais kawm luag, cov nws tus ntiv tes mus rau nws cov tuam tsev, shrug.

thawj-voom buddy tseg nug nws tias:

- Vim li cas koj xaiv 10 rubles?

Thawj voom zoo siab lub suab:

- Zoo, yog hais tias kuv xaiv 50, qhov kev ua si yuav tsum tau tshaj!

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Thawj-voom pom ib tug manicure ntawm ib tug high school (admiringly):

- Class, uas koj tau ntev tes!

High tsev kawm ntawv, affectations:

- Yuav ua li cas yog nyiam?

- Zoo, yog! Lawv tej zaum thiaj li xis nce ntoo!

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Niam yog saib ib tug thawj voom chaw muag mis nyuj. Thiab muaj deuce hla tawm, thiab tom ntej no yog plaub. Niam, nrog ntshai heev:

- Vanya! Yuav ua li cas yog nws?!

Vanya, nrhiav calmly rau nws niam:

- Peb yog cov xib fwb qhia ntawv hais tias yog hais tias peb xav tau, peb yuav txhim kho ib tug phem qib!

Scenes nrog cov xib fwb

Cov nram qab no luv luv funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv muaj peev xwm ua si rau lawv tus kheej, tiam sis yuav tsum caw mus koom nyob rau hauv lawv thiab cov xib fwb.

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Tham nrog tus kws qhia:

- Sidorkin koj kuv tsis cog lus tias kho nws deuce?

- Tau, ti Ivanna.

- Thiab kuv ho tsis cog lus rau hu koj niam koj txiv, yog tias koj tsis ua li no?

- Tau, ti Ivanna, tab sis yog hais tias kuv tsis kom nws cog lus, thiab koj yuav tsis tuav rov qab nws tus kheej!

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Tus kws qhia ntawv zoo nyob rau hauv nruj me ntsis latecomer:

- Semyon! Koj nyob nraum lig dua! Yuav ua li cas yog nws lub sij hawm no?

Kua phev txiv neej, apologetically:

- ti Ivanna, kuv sawv, ntsia nyob rau ntawm teev, thiab unsuccessfully blinked.

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Music xib fwb puv rau niam:

- koj tus ntxhais yuav tau mus ua si qhov piano!

Niam, nyuaj siab ntxhov hnyav ncawv:

- Tus Tswv, nyob qhov twg ntau npaum li cas! Peb muaj lub xya tus neeg nyob ze tsiv tawm!

Npau suav, npau suav ...

Cov me ntsis funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv twb yuav tsum tau ib tug tsawg kawg nkaus ntawm scenery, uas qhia tias tus hais mav tuaj tawm ntawm tsev kawm ntawv, txawm tias cov kev sib tham yuav siv sij hawm qhov chaw thaum lub sij hawm so. Nws tag nrho cov nyob rau hauv lub tswv yim ntawm cov thawj coj.

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Sidorov, nyuaj siab ntxhov ntau, los txog tsev los ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv. Ivanov nug nws tias:

- Sidorov, dab tsi yog koj ua li cas? Deuce tau txais?

Sidorov sadly:

- Uh-huh.

Thiab nws ntxiv wistfully:

- Xav txog tej yam, yuav ua li cas yuav ua yooj yim los mus kawm yog hais tias tus geometry theorem yuav muaj pov thawj nrog rau cov lus: "Yes, ib tug yuav saib tau lub qub!"

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Txiv neej dreamily: "Nws yuav zoo yog hais tias peb yuav nyeem minds! Kuv xav ces paub yuav hais li cas nyob rau hauv chav kawm ntawv! "

Nws tus phooj ywg: "Yeah, thiab tsis tau hais tias nws paub hais tias cov kws qhia ntawv xav tias thaum koj teb tsis ncaj ncees lawm!"

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Ntawm cov hoob kawm, luv luv funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv yuav tsis quav ntsej hais tias, thaum lub sij hawm poob nthav manifests nws tus kheej nyob rau hauv lub tsev kawm ntawv pab koj tu siab ntawm cov tub hluas thiab cov ntxhais.

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Me Johnny escorts Masha lub tsev los ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv thiab qhia rau nws hesitantly:

- Mloog, Mary, Kuv xav lees txim rau koj (mas) (hereinafter hais lus sai sai) kom txog thaum koj mus rau lub rooj tsavxwm, kuv dua tawm lub tis ntawm ib tug yoov thiab cuam nws mus rau hauv koj portfolio! Excuse kuv!

Masha, ib tug txawj ntse squint:

- Kuv xav tias nws yog qab?

Me Johnny tsis meej pem:

- Kuv tsis paub ... Yuav ua li cas yog koj nug?

Masha ntsiag to:

- Yog, kuv xav thov txim, ib yam nkaus thiab! Kuv ua rau koj nyob rau hauv lub kua zaub nyob rau hauv lub chav poob mus txog rau thaum koj mus yuav mov!

Tiam sis ib tug me ntsis luag

Txawm lub funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv yog feem ntau coj ncaj qha los ntawm lub neej, li ntawd, lub organizers ntawm lub Success lawv tus kheej yuav los nrog ib yam dab tsi zoo li hais tias.

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Lavxias teb sab lus qhia me ntsis Johnny nug ib tug neeg nyob ze tus neeg sab nrauv:

- Hey, yuav ua li cas hais tias, tsev cheese los yog tsev cheese?

Ib tug neeg nyob ze, kho nws tsom iav, nrog ib tug ncaj lub ntsej muag:

- Qhov tseem ceeb nyob rau hauv lub "o"!

Me Johnny, tom qab ib tug mas:

- Ua tsaug rau koj! Rescued, yog li cawm nej dim!

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Classmate (nyob rau hauv tsos - ib qho zoo heev tus menyuam kawm ntawv) hais tias nrog ib tug sigh:

- Tau, Lozhkyn, koj tsis ua phooj ywg nrog nws lub taub hau!

Lozhkyn shrug:

- Kuv twb tau txais nws purely ib lub lag luam kev sib raug zoo - kuv pub rau nws, thiab nws xav tias!

Sib tham nrog cov xib fwb

Funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv - seb koj npaj KVN, los yog lwm yam kev lom zem txheej xwm - tsis tau tsis muaj kev sib tham, zoo ib yam li cov nram qab no.

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Ib tug xib fwb hais lus rau ib tug fashionably hnav khaub ncaws senior menyuam kawm ntawv:

- Lera, zoo ua, koj txawm tu lawm los yuav lig rau lub tsev kawm ntawv!

- Tau, ti Ivanna, nws yog vim hais tias ntawm kuv niam.

- Nws yog hais tias, muaj qhov zoo tshaj plaws kev kawm hais lus?

- Tsis muaj, nws cia li yuav nws tus kheej ib tug nqaij Italian khau looj plab hlaub!

- Yog li ntawd yog dab tsi?

- Zoo li cas? Tam sim no kuv tau mus ua ntej, kom muaj lub sij hawm rau muab tso rau hauv lawv cov niam ua ntej! (Gordo deleted)

Tus kws qhia ntawv throws nws ob txhais tes.

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Cov laus cov xib fwb, nyuaj siab ntxhov, hais tias nws colleague:

- Kuv mam li muaj tej zaum tawm!

- Yuav ua li cas yog koj tham txog! Koj nyob nraum qhov zoo tshaj plaws tus kws qhia ntawv nyob rau hauv lub tsev kawm ntawv!

- Kuv tau ntau heev ... Kuv mus nyob rau hauv thaum sawv ntxov tram tag nrho ntawm cov neeg, kuv tsa kuv ob lub qhov muag thiab hais tias sternly: "Nyob zoo, zaum!"

Funny? Ntawm cov hoob kawm, tsis!

Funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv yog zoo vim hais tias lawv yog ib qho yooj yim mus ua si, lawv tsis yuav tsum tau grueling rehearsals. Qhov loj tshaj plaws yog kom muaj koj zoo siab mus ob peb vas kis tau mus rau koj viewers!

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- mit, koj paub dab tsi lo lus stands "super"?

- Zoo, nws yog ib yam dab tsi li ntawd, ntau npaum li cas yog dab tsi lawm thiab yuav tsis tau.

- Ib tug "zoo siab"?

- Ib tug "zoo siab" ... (t Mitya hauv pliaj) Oh! Qhov no yog ib yam dab tsi ntau tshaj "super"!

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Cov menyuam ntxhais seev cev nyob rau hauv ib tug disco:

- Hey, koj tsis paub dab tsi Mosul?

- Zoo, nws yog xws li ib tug lossis loj pob txha, nws muaj muab tso rau hauv lub kua zaub. Yuav ua li cas yog koj nug?

- Yog, kuv twb tau ib tug txias song hnov: «Koj kuv lub plawv, Koj kuv tus ntsuj plig ...»

Nyob rau theem no, nws pib mus rau lub suab lub suab paj nruag ntawm tus naas ej song ua los ntawm cov qhab Niaj hnub nimno Tham

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Petka nrog ib tug loj loj "teeb" thiab nyob rau hauv lub qhov muag ntawm nws tus phooj ywg:

- Petya, yog vim li cas koj tau kev pab nyob rau hauv doog?

- Lub snowball kev sib ntaus nrog ib tug hluas nkauj ua si!

- Yog li ntawd yog dab tsi?

- Yog li ntawd nws puv, los ntawm lub junior pab neeg ntawm handball! Thiab tsis txhob nco no!

Cov ntaub ntawv nyob rau hauv lub locker chav tsev

Ib txhia funny skits txog lub tsev kawm ntawv yuav tsum tau kev koom tes los ntawm riam. Tab sis lawv tseem yuav tsis tau yooj yim rau cov ua yeeb yam.

Hluas nkauj qw luag tawv ncauj txiv leej tub. Lawv tus xib fwb tsis:

- Tsis txhob! Yuav ua li cas tshwm sim?!

Ib tug ntawm cov hluas nkauj indignantly:

- Lyutikov spying on peb nyob rau hauv lub locker chav tsev!

Xib Fwb, nruj me ntsis saib Lyutikova:

- Yog li ntawd yog dab tsi, zoo li nws?

Buttercups tsis meej pem silence, ces nrov nrov teeb meem:

- Tsis muaj!

Cov menyuam ntxhais hu nkauj ua ke, drawling thiab tu siab:

- Yuav ua li cas tsis tau?!

Ib tug ob peb lub tswv yim rau cov thawj tswj hwm

Tag nrho cov funny sketches txog lub tsev kawm ntawv, raws li koj paub, mus ua si honestly thiab tiag. Tsawg heev poob lawm thiab tsis txhob cuam tshuam.

Nyob rau theem koj yuav muab tso rau, piv txwv li, ob lub rooj thiab lub Rooj Tswjhwm Saib mus recreate cov tsos ntawm cov chav kawm ntawv. Yog hais tias xwm txheej tshwm sim thaum lub sij hawm so los yog nyob rau txoj kev hauv tsev, koj yuav npau suav txog. Rau cov "kev tsev" txaus thiab ib tsob ntoo los yog lub rooj ntev zaum. Thiab qhov teeb meem no, noj qhov chaw nyob rau hauv lub tsev kawm ntawv txoj kev hauv tsev thiaj yuav ua si nyob rau hauv pem hauv ntej ntawm ib tug loj lub qhov rais hauv lub keeb kwm yav dhau.

Tseem ceeb nyob rau hauv cov luv luv plays - tsis txhob tshooj lawv decorations. Lawv stubby, thiab thiaj li yog tus tsom xam yuav tsum nyob rau dab tsi tus actor hais tias, thiab tsis qhov tseeb hais tias nws yog surrounded ntawm lub sij hawm no.

Yuav kom peb tsim scenes nyob rau hauv ib tug hais kwv txhiaj, koj yuav caw tau kom tus tswv, uas yuav qhia rau cov neeg tuaj saib, qhov twg muab qhov teeb meem no. Yuav muaj tswv yim, thiab koj cov nyiaj so koobtsheej yog tias yuav tsum tau nco txog thiab yuav los tsim lub feem ntau zoo kawg nkaus kev!