Funny skits txog cov xib fwb rau cov xib fwb hnub

Nrog kev qhia profession ntsib txhua leej txhua tus. Ua ntej, nws tau ntsib nrog nws nyob rau hauv cov duab ntawm tus menyuam kawm ntawv, thiab ces - nyob rau hauv lub luag hauj lwm ntawm leej niam leej txiv. Yog li ntawd, funny skits txog cov xib fwb nyiam yuav luag tag nrho cov neeg. Thiab yog tsis muaj lawv koj yuav tsis tau ua nyob rau hauv lub tsev kawm ntawv cov hnub caiv!

Funny skits txog cov xib fwb thiab cov niam txiv Vovochkinyh

Oh, thiab tag nrho cov xib fwb coj cov muaj npe phem me me Johnny! Tab sis, thaum nws puv, nws niam nws txiv yog tsis inferior mus rau nws nyob rau hauv kev txawj ntse, muaj peev thiab nws tus kheej-kev tso siab. Yog li ntawd, funny skits txog cov xib fwb thiab cov niam txiv Vovochkinyh yuav haum nyob rau hauv lub scenario ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv cov hnub caiv.

Scene txog Vovochkinogo txiv thiab nws lub cev kev kawm

Qhov no tej yam me me yog heev haum raws li lub scenes rau cov xib fwb hnub. Funny dab neeg hais txog lub qeeb-witted cov niam txiv - uas tej zaum yuav tsis ciali cov xib fwb? Lub cuab ntxhiab ntawm lub scenes pib nrog lub fact tias lub tsev kawm ntawv yog Vovochkin txiv nrog nws lub taub hau ntaub qhwv thiab nyob rau pas txheem. Nws yuav tsum tau tus thawj coj ntawm ntsig txog cov nyiaj rau kev raug mob, raws li nyob rau hauv lub tsev kho mob tsis txhob muab nws ib tug ntawv xov xwm nrog kev them nyiaj. Director xav "vim li cas cov tsev kawm ntawv yuav tsum them rau cov tawg lub taub hau?"

- Tau, tsis muaj tsev kawm ntawv, thiab koj lub cev kev kawm ntawv tus kws qhia ntawv! Nws yog nws yuam cov me nyuam mus ua lub ce, kuv kuj sim mus khiav, sawv sab nraum lub qhov rooj ntawm lub gym - ntawm no yog cov kev tshwm sim!

- Yuav ua li cas yog demanded xws tsis yooj yim sua Andrei Petrovich los ntawm cov me nyuam? - tag tus thawj coj.

- Nws hais rau lawv, "Cov me nyuam, tsa koj cai ceg!" Kuv, dhau lawm, tsa nws cai ceg. Thiab nws hais tias: "Tam sim no, nqa sab laug txhais ceg," Kuv sim mus nqa ntau thiab sab laug txhais ceg, kom txhais tes rau ntawm lub qhov rais sill, tab sis poob, ntaus nws lub taub hau rau hauv pem teb ... thiab kuv ob txhais ceg daig nyob rau hauv lub radiator! Nws yog amazing li cas txawm txhua yam uas nej cov me nyuam tsis txhob ua ib tug neeg xiam hoob khab!

Thumbnail "Anna Kazan"

Kawm tau ntawv zoo funny skits txog cov xib fwb, sau nyob rau hauv classic yeej. Piv txwv li, tej zaum nws yuav ua tau ib tug tej yam me me, ib yam dab tsi reminiscent ntawm "Lub taleas ntawm lub nuv ntses thiab lub Golden Ntses."

Me Johnny twb nyob nrog nws niam nws txiv

Txoj cai tom ntej no mus rau lawv lub tsev kawm ntawv.

Lawv nyob muaj rau tsib lub xyoos thiab ob lub hlis.

Me Johnny mus rau tsev kawm ntawv no,

Thiab cov niam txiv tsis tu ncua kawm cov rooj sib tham.

Thaum cov txiv tuaj mus rau lub rooj sib tham,

Lo thiab saib seb - ib tug xib fwb tag nrho cov nyob rau hauv kev quaj ntsuag.

Thiab ces tus txiv nug hais tias tus xib hwb: Lub

- Yuav ua li cas yog nws, Anna?

Lub luag hauj lwm tus kws qhia ntawv txiv:

- Woe rau cov ntsim tau tshwm sim!

Commission tuaj rau lub tsev kawm ntawv,

Kuv tau mus kawm txawv qhia.

Qhov ntawd yog nyob rau hauv peb cov chav kawm ntawv, lawv ntsia, tab sis ...

Tag txhua leej txhua tus, tsis zais, me me Johnny,

Tsuas, peb yuav hais, heev ceeb!

Nws hais tias ncaj ncees pawg neeg,

Zoo li, kev hlub vneurochku tsis nco,

Hu ua "Myths xwb ntawm Kazan" ... Yog ...

Hais txog legends nws tsis hais,

Hais tias txawm hais tias nyob rau hauv Kazan

Cov myths xwb sau mythology -

Hauv paus txawm cov neeg nyob rau Kazan.

Ntawm no yog lub txiv twb ras rau ib tug neeg pej xeem nrog scale:

- Yuav ua li cas yog koj tsis zoo siab Ivanovna?

Kuv tus tub rau koj ib tug tseem qhuas kuv thiab hais tias,

Thiab koj tseem tsis tau saj!

- yog li tibneeg hu tauj coob tom qab tsev kawm ntawv

Nws hu ua sib txawv heev tom qab tag nrho cov!

Muaj tsis tsuas hais txog lub myths xwb velasya hais lus

Ib tug ntau ntxiv txog ska thiab rau-ni-ya!

Thiab muaj tiag tiag twb hoisted los ntawm qhov kev chim ntawm lub txiv:

- Yog hais tias koj ua tau, Anna Ivanovna,

Ib tug neeg uas lub nroog,

Yuav ua li cas yog hu ua niaj hnub no Kazan,

Qhov no sib cav tsis, alas,

Zuj tus me nyuam nrog rau cov kev thov nyiaj!

- Koj tauj qhov tawn tauj xws li ib tug nqa mus dab tsi

Yuav ua li cas, zoo li, yug los nyob rau hauv Kazan kuv?

- Raws li koj hais, lawv hais tias, nyob rau hauv chav kawm ntawv

Peb kawm cov myths xwb. Thiab - nrog Kazan kuv!

Tus kws qhia ntawv grabs nws lub taub hau thiab qw, "Oh," khiav kom deb ntawm lub scene. Vovochkin Dad shrugs thiab mus rau sab tod.

Laus Hottabych - raws li yog hais tias nws yog?

Koj muaj peev xwm xav txog tej yam scenes rau cov xib fwb hnub funny, nyob rau hauv uas ib tug ancient tome inscribed nrog Hieroglyphs rau nws yuav tsum tau siv. Nws yuav tau tawm ntawm lub raj mis, uas Volka ntes tom hiav txwv. Txhua leej txhua tus nyob rau hauv lub chav tsev yuav tsum tos rau lub genie, thiab ntawm no ... Thiab Volka heev tag - heev txawv sau nyob rau hauv phau ntawv rau koj!

Thiab koj muaj peev xwm tseem tso cov genie nyob rau theem thaum lub sij hawm lub scenes rau cov xib fwb hnub. Funny lus txib uas pronounces qub Hottabych tej zaum rassmeshat tag nrho cov xib fwb thiab cov me nyuam kawm ntawv! Txawm tias tomes nyeem nyob rau hauv ib tug txhob txwm xib fwb lub vajvoog thiab ib lub general nyiaj so koobtsheej nrog nws cov thwj tim yuav tsum, tom qab tag nrho, txawv.

"Lub lus txib ntawm ib tug hluas kws qhia ntawv los ntawm lub tej lug txhawb cov miv" nrog ib tug ua qauv qhia

Heev muaj tswv yim yuav funny skits txog cov xib fwb rau cov xib fwb hnub, yog hais tias tus kev cai yog yuav tsum tau muaj nyob rau hauv lawv, yuav tsis tsuas tau nyeem tab sis kuj tau ua si. Piv txwv li, tej zaum nws yuav zoo li.

Coj (ib txog tej xib fwb):

- Master!

Mus rau hauv lub chav kawm ntawv, ib tug ntawm cov hluas kws qhia ntawv qhia tau hais tias lub sij hawm ntawm nkag mus rau hauv lub chav tsev, muab tso rau nws lub hnab tawv pojniam rau lub rooj, nodding xav txog tej yam hauv chav kawm ntawv thiab npaj mus zaum rau ntawm ib lub rooj zaum, thawb nws tawm ntawm nyob rau hauv lub rooj. Ua yuav luag thiaj hu nrov nrov:

- Tsis txhob zaum!

Tab sis tus xib fwb tau zaum saum ib lub rooj zaum. Ua reproachfully tuav nws lub taub hau sadly, thiab tseem:

- Tsis txhob zaum ntawm ib lub rooj zaum tam sim ntawd - thawj xyuas seb rau nws los yog cov kua nplaum nyees khawm ...

Xib Fwb tau txais li, tab sis lub rooj zaum muaj daig thiab nce nrog nws. Yuav kom ua tau qhov no ua rau tsuas yog siv rau hauv lub pluaj yuav imperceptible rau ntswj kom nruj.

Ib yam li ntawd, koj muaj peev xwm tuav tag nrho cov lus txib, uas muaj peev xwm txawm tig mus rau hauv ib tug tej yam me me funny skits txog cov xib fwb rau cov xib fwb hnub - txhua lo lus txib ua ib tug tag nrho-fledged me me sawv cev.

Thumbnail-txoj cai rau pib cov xib fwb

Ua si funny skits txog cov xib fwb thiab cov tub ntxhais kawm muaj peev xwm yuav, raws li nyob rau hauv tiag tiag cov ntaub ntawv tshawb fawb tej "hares". Piv txwv li, ib tug leading utters no hais kom ua:

- Master! Tsis txhob yuav tsum tau nyob rau hauv tej hauj lwm ntawm cov tub ntxhais kawm, ntxiv cov kab lus "cov ntshav los ntawm nws lub qhov ntswg!"

Unfolding txiav txim no hais kom ua, koj muaj peev xwm tuav lub ntau yam ntawm funny skits txog cov xib fwb qhia ntawv kev kawm. Piv txwv li, xws li.

Tus kws qhia ntawv muab tus neeg ua hauj lwm rau cov me nyuam:

- Tag kis, tag nrho cov coj ua hauj lwm - ntshav los ntawm lub qhov ntswg!

Cov me nyuam ncaws, ntxhi, giggling. Flashing teeb, simulating ib hnub tshiab. Cov me nyuam zaum cov ntsiab lus, cov xib fwb nug mus nyeem cov ua hauj lwm ntawm ib tug ntawm lawv. Ib tug hais tias: "Kws ntawv. Ntshav los ntawm nws lub qhov ntswg. Thaum kuv sau tau ib tsab ntawv nyob rau hauv rau yav tsaus ntuj. Mam li nco dheev, kuv poob pw tsaug zog. Lub taub hau rau nws tus kheej poob rau hauv lub phau ntawv sau, lub qhov ntswg flattened rau ntawm qhov chaw ntawm lub rooj ntawm nws profusely ntshav! "

Tej zaum lwm txoj hauj lwm kev xaiv: "Nqa crafts - ntshav los ntawm lub qhov ntswg," Raws li ib tug tshwm sim - tus me nyuam coj tus npuas nrog cov "ntshav". Thiab ib tug hais tias hais tias leej niam cov ntshav npaum li cas thiab lwm yam - hais tias ib tug passer-by rau ntawm txoj kev, thiab lub thib peb ib tug hais tias hais tias nws coj cov ntshav ... tus thawj coj ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv, sib cav sib hais tias nws tau txiav txim kom ua tau li ntawd Natalya Petrovna!

Scene-hais kom ua "matematichki"

Tau heev funny skits txog cov xib fwb, uas koom nrog resourceful thiab funny me nyuam kawm ntawv. Tej staging txawm haum rau lub tsev kawm ntawv KVNov.

moderator:

- Cov lej xib fwb! Tsis txhob lim koj tus menyuam kawm ntawv nrog ib tug humanitarian kev tsis ncaj ncees lawv txoj hauj lwm - rau lawv tus huab tais ntawm tag nrho cov sciences yog lwm yam kev kawm.

tus xib hwb:

- Hais mav, thov piav qhia txog ib tug sine yoj. Peter!

Peter ib yam dab tsi sai sai sau rau ib daim ntawm daim ntawv, ib tug cwj mem tom, khawb nws lub taub hau, caj npab ruffles cov plaub hau - nyob rau hauv luv luv, qhia tau hais tias nqe ntawm kev sau ntawv. Tom qab ntawd nws tau txais mus nyob rau hauv daim duab teeb, txo nws hwj cia nws txhais ceg rov qab, caj npab extends rau pem hauv ntej thiab nqov nyeem los ntawm ib daim ntawv:

- Oh, ib tug sine yoj, cov phooj ywg,

Tam sim no koj piav ntawm no kuv yog.

Nws yog zoo nkauj, tsis muaj lus ntawm no -

Tab sis kuv yuav muab rau koj ib tug tag nrho cov lus teb.

Raws li drunkards cruise tsev

Curvier nws. Thiab nce thiab nqis

Nkhaus curls, curls, curls ...

Alas, ntawm no lub suab xaus sib dhos yog tsis muab ...

Kuj tsis paub meej sine! ntawm lub ces kaum

Nws yeej ib txwm nyob. Yuav!

Hais txog amplitude! Lub sib cav!

Nws yog tau hais tias rau ib tug neeg qaug cawv cop

Kuv tsuag tsuag? Thiab vim hais tias lub qhov txhab

Taug qab? los yog yuam

Nws lem npaum li ntawd tsis meej pem

Snowstorm? Thiab cov daus twb ntog nplua mias? ..

Tus kws qhia ntawv chim heev dhau lawm interrupts cov "kws sau paj lug":

- Zoo, tus ntawd yog txaus, Petya, frolic!

Zaum, tus kws sau paj lug Peter. Unit!

Thumbnail txog cov lus Askiv xib fwb

Tiag nyiam pedagogues luv luv txoj kev nyeem, cov laus qhia lawv kev txawj ntse thiab kev lom zem, irony hais txog muaj peev hapless tub nkeeg. Tej funny skits cov xib fwb thiab me nyuam kawm ntawv ua si ua ke, yog li lawv yog haum rau tag nrho cov tsev kawm ntawv kev hais kwv txhiaj.

tus xib hwb:

- Zoo hnub, Volodya!

- Zoo hnub, Anna Pavlovna, - nrog ib tug haum lub luag hauj lwm tus menyuam kawm ntawv.

- Koj tau kawm cov lus?

- Koneshn Pavlova!

- Nws yuav tsum nyob rau hauv lus Askiv "zaub ntug hauv paus"?

- Morkveyshnl!

- Ib tug qos?

- Kartofeyling!

- Yog li ntawd, Volodya ... Zamechatelneyshnl! Rau otvetiling koj poluchaeshnl edinitsiling! Ponimeyshinl?

Volodya tu siab nods, picks lub chaw muag mis nyuj thiab nplooj.

Thumbnail ntawm lub cuab ntxhiab ntawm qhov zajlus txog Vovochka rau cov ntxhais

Funny skits txog cov xib hwb hauv lub kawg tswb nrum li puas thaum yau tau zus li kawm tiav. Yog li ntawd nws yog tau tus loj cov tub hluas thiab cov ntxhais mus xav txog tej yam cov me nyuam - me ntsis hluas nkauj nrog ribbons thiab freckles thiab cov tub hluas nyob rau hauv knickerbockers nrog rau kev pab. Ib tug ntawm cov scenes tej zaum yuav xws li.

tus xib hwb:

- Natasha, qhia rau kuv yuav ua li cas yug cua nab?

- Paub Faib Tamara Stepanovna!

- dua, Natasha, yuav ua li cas?

- Duav tib Tamara Stepanovna!

- Zoo, Natasha, Vajtswv foom koob hmoov rau lawv, cua nab ... Thiab muab kuv kaum tsiaj uas nyob hauv teb chaws Africa.

- Plaub khej thiab rau liab!

- Tag nrho cov Natasha, kuv ua siab ntev yog lawm! Muab nws chaw muag mis nyuj, kuv muab tso rau nws rau koj nyob rau hauv ib tug deuce!

- Thiab kuv tsis muaj nws tam sim no ... Nws Vasilisa kuv coj thaum lub sij hawm. Nws tam sim no lawv yuav ntshai lawv niam thiab txiv.

Thumbnails rau ib tug cuab ntxhiab ntawm qhov zajlus txog Vovochka rau cov tub

tus xib hwb:

- Yuav ua li cas npaum li cas yog ob tug ntxiv rau ob tug? Tanya, teb kuv!

- Tsib txhiab, pigweed tub!

- Tsis ncaj ncees lawm. Yuav ua li cas koj xav hais tias, Petya?

- Kuv xav tias Tuesday!

- Koj tsis xav hais tias, Petya. Thiab yog hais tias koj xav hais tias nws tsis yog lub hlwb ... Me Johnny, tej zaum koj paub qhov tseeb cov lus teb?

- Ntawm cov hoob kawm, pigweed Ivanna-! Ob lub sij hawm ob yog plaub!

- Yog lawm, koj umnichka, Me ntsis Johnny! Thiab yuav ua li cas koj puas paub?

- Yog li ntawd nyob rau hauv qhov tseeb, yog hais tias los ntawm tsib txhiab rau noj tam sim ntawd Tuesday, ces peb tau txais plaub!

Qhov thib ob scene peev xwm yuav ua rau Vovochki sib tham nrog cov niam txiv. Niam spashivaet tus tub, uas yog nyob rau hauv lub tsev kawm ntawv hnub no. Me Johnny tau hais khov kho teb:

- pigweed Ivanna-qhuas koj rau koj kev phooj ywg!

- Yuav ua li cas yog hais tias? - Tag niam nug tias.

- Nws yeej tsis hais tias, "Zoo, Me ntsis Johnny, ua tsaug ntau ntau rau koj niam koj txiv, lawv yeej ua ib qhov kev pab rau kuv Thiab nws hais kom tag nrho cov hais tias yog hais tias lawv muaj kwv tij thiab cov muam, kuv ua ntej hais tias!.!

- Yuav ua li cas koj hais li cas?

- Zoo, ces, hais tias kuv - lub xwb tus me nyuam nyob rau hauv lub tsev neeg! Thiab Maria Ivanovna wiped cov hws ntawm nws hauv pliaj, tsa nws caj npab rau saum ntuj ceeb tsheej thiab quaj zoo siab hlo: "Ua tsaug rau koj, tus Tswv!"

Rau cov lus qhia yuav ua li cas tuaj nrog thumbnails kawm rau lub tsev kawm ntawv cov hnub caiv

Tag nrho staging yog ib tug rog xav txog ntawm kev muaj tiag. Lawv tsis tas yuav mus txua. Cia li ua tib zoo soj ntsuam cov me nyuam thiab cov xib fwb thiab mus sau tag nrho cov funny leej twg. Zoo tshaj li lub neej nws tus kheej tsis txua ib.